Tumbling Cash

The Rolling Stones stage set up for the recent Super Bowl. America is wealthy, proof:

"Before the Rolling Stones play at Sunday's Super Bowl halftime show, producers will have six minutes to roll out and assemble a gigantic stage, erect 27 tons of lights...A crew comprising 350 volunteers has just six minutes to assemble a 5,300-square-foot stage that rolls out in 58 separate pieces on low-pressure balloon tires designed to protect the turf....Meanwhile, producers will flip the switch on 150 chain-hoist motors to lower 67 tons of lighting equipment strung on 2 miles of aircraft cable suspended from a grid above the stadium floor. And 3,000 pre-selected fans who have been standing outside for hours will be ushered onto the field around the stage to serve as the Stones' in-house audience....."

Love MidNite

UPDATE ------------------------
Inspired by Sam from a few months ago...i post these facts:

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive er*ction. There were no survivors.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, then you may be only seconds away from death.

God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, but he swiftly declined, instead opting for super strength roundhouse ability.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

Chuck Norris can cut onions without crying.

Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food.

One time while sparring with a bear, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.

Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's father.